The Prodigy Is Still Playing Bandit Today

[A heartthrob who attracts all genders + love polygon + oblivious heartthrob + beautiful, powerful bottom with a striking contrast]

Yu Ling is a peerless beauty of great renown in the cultivation world, as well as an anonymous bandit of the highest caliber.

His cool, ethereal beauty is the kind of face that can make anyone fall for him at first sight and never recover. But beneath that exterior, he's a troublemaking prankster who loves to stir up mischief.

While others cultivate in pursuit of immortality, he scales walls with his sword spirit to steal chickens and pull all sorts of stunts. Wherever the two go, chaos follows. Yet the moment anyone sees that face, they can't bring themselves to lay a hand on him.

The senior brother who has cared for him since childhood only wants to look after him for the rest of his life. When Yu Ling gets into trouble, he cleans up after him; when Yu Ling runs away, he packs his bags.

The young man the Pavilion Master took in to learn business should have been the most calculating of them all, yet he spends a fortune on Yu Ling. He breaks his abacus and still stubbornly insists, "It's no loss."

The fellow with an insatiable curiosity, who foresaw the coming calamity and avoided it in advance, only later realizes how terribly wrong he was. Yu Ling is part of the calamity. One can avoid one's fate, but not him.

Then there's a girl named Ying Luo. Her name is as gentle as cherry blossoms in spring, but she swings a giant flaming hammer. Anyone fooled by her name is pounded into the dirt the very next moment.

And let's not forget the cold-blooded sword cultivator, who has always hated anyone riding on his head. Yet in an illusion, Yu Ling rode him around as if he were a spirit beast for a hundred paces. Ever since, he has dogged Yu Ling's steps, demanding an explanation.

Yu Ling's take on it all?

"Cultivation? Romance? What's the point when taking my sword spirit to steal chickens from the neighboring sect is so much more fun! I'm not into men. Are you crazy?"

Knowing this bunch were all a little off their rockers, Yu Ling let loose completely. With his high cultivation and quick feet, he played tricks on anyone who rubbed him the wrong way.

Until the great calamity finally arrived, and they were all by his side...