[Mortal's Journey] [No System] [Wildly Imaginative Comedy] [Dimensional Overkill]
That year, the mortal Lu Jing, with not a trace of spiritual roots, stepped into the cultivation world in a security guard uniform, carrying a beat-up wrench. From then on, every god and immortal in the heavens went insane!
When you come to cultivate immortality, your talent and cultivation techniques don't matter. What matters is this: don't you dare violate his property management rules!
The Grand Ancestor of Taiyi is undergoing tribulation on his own mountain?
"You're violating the Nine Provinces Noise Control Ordinance. That's a fine of a hundred thousand top-grade spirit stones, and I'm confiscating your heavenly lightning tribulation. Refuse to pay, and I'll give you a physical salvation!"
A peerless sword immortal shows off by flying on his sword?
"You failed to follow the flight path in the air and illegally occupied the fire lane. Your flying sword is impounded. Go stand in the gatehouse for three days!"
The Eternal Demon Venerable wants to blood-sacrifice the world?
"You're changing the land's use without permission and don't have a construction permit. I'll just demolish your lair myself!"
The great cultivators collectively broke down. "You're a mortal without a shred of magic power! Why on earth did you have to come to the cultivation world to collect property fees?!"
Lu Jing sighed and lightly tapped his wrench. Space collapsed, and the Immortal Emperor's protective aura shattered into pieces.
"It's not like I want to, but I really love it here. Everyone in the cultivation world is talented, speaks so nicely, and has tons of magical treasures. You're all practically immortal homeowners."
"Who still hasn't paid their property fees today? I'll come collect in person!"
