[Gou Dao Lao Liu + evil-minded and wicked + divine pet + unruly and hilarious]
In the world of Jiuzhou Immortal Cultivation, strength is the most respected, and countless geniuses are involved in the craziness.
Lu Jing, a low-level talisman master, realized a different way: "Cultivation of immortals is so tiring fighting and killing, deceiving and abducting is the best way!"
So, he took a bald crow with a foul mouth and a wretched old bastard who knew how to escape and lay traps to form the most unscrupulous iron triangle in history.
Fighting with others: Brother Hei, go to the family tree and ascend to heaven to curse in the streets and attract hatred! Uncle Turtle, escape and bite his thigh! I circled back and hit her on the back of the head with a "moral brick"!
Fighting with monsters: Brother Hei, pretend to be dead! Uncle Turtle, dig a hole and bury him ten thousand steps away! Where's my sack? Ready to pack the meat!
Yu Tiandou: The sky thunder is coming? Quick! Connect the lightning rod to the head of the Sword Sect's Holy Son!
Many years later, the discussion of "Lu" in the world of immortality changed. The giant of the righteous path covered his face and cried bitterly, and the ancestor of the demonic path called the police all night long.
Lu Jing played with the bricks in his hand, his face full of innocence: "I, Lu Jing, believe in convincing people with reason, how can you accuse people of their innocence out of thin air?"