My Whole Family Is a Big Bandit, and I Rely on Bestiality to Become the Gang's Pet

[Hot Words] Big Bandit / Beast Language of All Things / Group Pet and Cute Baby / Whitewash Counterattack / Family Villain / Return of All Beasts As soon as Wen Baoer opened his eyes, he was transported to the Black Wind Village, the most brutal village in the world. My father is a powerful bandit master who can kill a black bear with an axe; my mother has a pair of poisonous needles that can kill a black bear; and my three brothers are the little overlords of the bandit world, and they are very skilled in robbing officialdom. Little Bao'er, wrapped in tiger skin swaddling clothes, chirped: It's over. According to the plot, it won't be long before officers and soldiers encircle and suppress them, and the whole family's heads will be hung on the city wall... Ding——The bestiality system of all things is activated! She hummed a tune casually, and the mountain eagle swooped down to fan her; she cried, and the big white tiger in the mountains obediently lay down and used it as her cradle; she chatted with the mice, and the mice emptied the prefect's treasury overnight! The officers and soldiers who went up the mountain for encirclement and suppression took a look: black bears lined up to chop firewood, wild wolves rocked cradle obediently, hundreds of birds formed a large sunshade net, and a white tiger served as a mount for a baby... The magistrate's legs became weak: "Where is this bandit's den? This is clearly the Immortal Palace of Ten Thousand Beasts!" The notorious Black Wind Village was transformed from the top of the wanted list to the God of Protecting the Country with the help of a single naughty man. My father was granted the title of Marquis of Ten Thousand Households, my mother was granted the title of First Grade Imperial Officer, and my brothers were all granted the title of General and Commander-in-Chief! Wen Baoer nestled in the big white tiger's arms and sucked his fingers: Well, today is another day to be warmly pampered by all the villains in the village~