Call Me a Jinx? I Use the Retirement System to Avoid Disasters

[Natural and man-made disasters + hunting and farming + sober old lady + retirement system + whole family working together + warm and funny + living life smoothly] The day before retirement, I dressed up as Yuan Chunhua, the top-notch old lady who was reviled by everyone in the article "Farming in the Barren Years". In severe drought years, there is no harvest. In order to occupy my well, the whole village forcefully drove my family, the old, the weak, the sick, out of the village. The villagers blocked the village entrance and said: Without food and water, your family of five will not survive for three days! But they didn't know that the moment I was kicked out of the village, I activated the [Retirement Avoidance System] and could see the coming natural and man-made disasters. Others call me a crow's mouth! But I don't know that tornadoes, heavy rains, landslides, ice disasters and man-made disasters... I can accurately avoid them with my family every time. What kind of lazy and slippery crow's mouth? I have the retirement system in my hands! Sunshine is given to eggs, nagging is given to dried noodles, and flowers are watered to give cereals. While retiring, you can also protect your whole family. When the natural disaster swept through the village, the villagers who had driven us away knelt outside the courtyard gate and begged. I drank sesame paste oatmeal and slowly raised my hand. "Close the door and let the second son go!"