The Beginning Was Taken Advantage of by the Gods: I, the Marquis, Just Want to Lie Down

Chen Xiao has done two major things in his life: one is to practice hard in the world of immortality for two hundred years and finally touch the threshold of the golden elixir, but was slapped back by Lei Jie 2010 I had just graduated in 2008; the other thing was to sneak into Buckingham Palace during my graduation trip and give Queen Daiying two pills to prolong her life and improve her beauty. Then she was offered as an "Oriental Miracle Doctor" by dying aristocrats from all over Europe, in exchange for a title of Marquis of Daiying, plus castles, manors, wineries, global real estate, shares in major groups and 10 billion euros in cash. After returning to China, he circled a piece of land in the East Fourth Ring Road of Beijing and built a Jiangnan garden with a spiritual gathering array. He cooked, fished, played with cats and dogs, tinkered with drums and made models, bathed, massaged and went to bars every day, determined to carve the four words "lie down and retire" into his bones. Until one day, the lost national genius Liu Yifei and her mother drove into his garden one after the other. Chen Xiao's retirement life has been declared bankrupt - when the gods want resources, he has to pretend to be blind; when a group of girlfriends come to visit, he has to pretend to be stupid; when people in the circle know that he is fat, he has to pretend to be dead. He just wanted to ask: Can the female stars of this generation stop lining up to knock on my door?