Weird Rules? This Is so Funny, Let Me Pick Out a Word First.

New students are provided with a copy of the "Student Handbook" when enrolling. Six rules, clearly written. The roommates are afraid of stepping on the line. I, Gu Yanming, opened the first page with my backhand: What is the definition of "running"? Does it matter if both feet leave the ground at the same time? "No noise is allowed" - So if I play cross talk outside the corridor, does art appreciation count as noise? "No studying after lights out" - does recalling what you ate today count as studying? I call this "creative enforcement of rules." My roommate calls me "Brother Loophole". Until one day, at 3:17 in the morning, a line of patch appeared on my manual out of thin air. At that update time, no one in the Academic Affairs Office was working. I just discovered that school rules are alive and well. It's learning how I speak. It closed the loopholes before I even found them. But it doesn't matter. The rules say "no running," but they don't say no sliding. It says "the final right of interpretation belongs to all teachers and students" - and I happen to belong to "all". Come on, let's see who learns the definition of "compromise" first.