Luo Xuance transmigrated.
The good news: He became an official.
The bad news: He was poisoned, and had only seven days to live.
The System said: Be a treacherous minister and rack up "Treachery Points" to exchange for an antidote.
Luo Xuance was overjoyed. "I know exactly how to do this!"
They told him to provide disaster relief?
So he publicly mixed sand into the porridge, making the victims chase him for miles just to curse him out!
But the elderly, women, and children who should have gone hungry and died because they couldn't get any porridge all ended up with a meal.
They told him to hold the imperial examinations?
So he openly sold the exam questions at fixed prices, letting the scholars' spit drown him!
But the scions of noble families were left crying in despair after he fleeced them, while poor students made the list on the strength of their own abilities.
They told him to put down a rebellion?
So he turned around and wrote a letter offering to surrender, making every official in court denounce him as a traitor!
But he went alone to negotiate, poisoned the enemy's stables, and turned their 50,000 cavalrymen into infantry in an instant. The Great Yong Empire crushed them into the ground.
Later, dressed in plain clothes, he stood atop Mount Tai.
The people bowed to him in reverence. "My lord, stop pretending to be a treacherous minister. Just be a loyal one!"
The female emperor tugged at his sleeve with red-rimmed eyes. "Husband, stop pretending to be a treacherous minister. Come home with me!"
Luo Xuance took her little hand in his. "No rush. Let me settle the account for my 'Treachery Points' first."
