Honghuang: I Turned In the Suicidal System, and the Jade Emperor Went Mad

Li Chang'an transmigrated into the primordial world and became a low-ranking Heavenly Soldier at the South Heaven Gate on the eve of the Investiture of the Gods. He had thought he was destined to become cannon fodder in the tribulation, but then he awakened the "Great Dao Karma-Seeking Death System."

The System seemed to be malfunctioning, issuing utterly absurd missions, with failure resulting in instant death!

"Mission: Slap the East Sea Dragon King's Third Prince. Reward: Twenty-Four Sea-Calming Divine Pearls."

"Mission: Pluck a hair from Yuanshi Tianzun's mount. Reward: One drop of Pangu's blood essence."

Looking at his own mere Celestial Immortal cultivation, Li Chang'an didn't try to bluff his way through. Instead, he turned and strode into Lingxiao Treasure Hall. "Taibai Jinxing, I want to see the Jade Emperor! I have a Great Dao System. As long as the Heavenly Court helps me complete these ridiculous missions, I'll ensure it can suppress the Saints and dominate the primordial world!"

At first, Taibai Jinxing thought he had gone mad from cultivation.

Then the Jade Emperor, just to see what would happen, sent the Thunder Department True Gods to hold down the Dragon King's Third Prince for him. When the Twenty-Four Sea-Calming Divine Pearls appeared out of thin air in Lingxiao Treasure Hall, the entire Heavenly Court leadership went wild!

Jade Emperor Haotian slapped the dragon throne. "Pass down my decree! The entire Heavenly Court will devote all its resources to helping Lord Li with his missions! Anyone who dares obstruct Lord Li's death-seeking missions is an enemy of the entire Heavenly Court!"

And so, under Li Chang'an's leadership, the once dignified and orthodox Heavenly Court gradually began to take on a thoroughly absurd style...