"Hello! This is the police station. Are you calling to report a crime?"
"Hello, Officer! A woman just sexually harassed me! And after she did, she hit me! Boo-hoo-hoo!"
"Please tell me your location and preserve any evidence if possible. We'll send someone to handle the situation."
"Handle the situation? Well... there's no need for that. She probably saw how incredibly handsome I am and realized I'm the Savior, so she couldn't help sexually harassing me. Then she got embarrassed and slapped me."
"...Please take this seriously, or we'll treat this as a false report!"
"Officer! I'm being serious! Do you believe in the light?"
"You nutcase!"
"Beep..."
It's quite interesting. Just be patient and read the first few chapters. It feels like there are a lot of foreshadowings.