Leading to That Distant Today

"Hey! This is the police station. Do you need to report a crime?" "Hello, Uncle Police Officer! I was molested by a woman just now! After molesting her, she even hit me! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" "Please tell me your location and try to preserve the evidence. We will send people to the scene to deal with it." "Handle it on the spot? Then... That's no need. I guess she saw that I was handsome and realized that I was the savior, so the beauty couldn't help but molested me. Then she felt shy, so she slapped me." "...""Please be serious, otherwise it will be treated as a false police report!" "Uncle Jingcha! I'm very serious! Do you believe in the light?" "Psycho!" "Beep…"