Deep in a spirit spring on Wuyi Mountain, an ancient bronze coin awakens to consciousness. It has no hands, feet, or body, yet can see everything within a hundred feet. On the eve of the Great Tribulation of Investiture of the Gods, it becomes the Treasure-Dropping Golden Coin. Heavenly Dao inscriptions flow across its surface, but it cannot move even an inch. Xiao Sheng and Cao Bao haven't come to pick me up yet, so I need to cultivate intelligence and take human form before anyone discovers me. Otherwise, I'll be worth even less than scrap metal.
