[Tags: Urban Fantasy, Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger, Spiritual Qi Revival, Fan Fiction, God-Slaying]
Synopsis:
After being blind for eighteen years, I found a half-human, half-snake monster with three faces in my massage parlor at midnight!
Who could have guessed that I, a blind masseur with no strength to fight back, would turn the terrifying aberration into a pile of meat with one casual swing of my white cane?
The mysterious [giant egg] in my mind devoured the monster’s death energy. I instantly regained my sight and awakened a heaven-defying divine eye that could see the causes and effects of all things and extract good fortune!
From today onward, I may look like a meek blind master, but behind the scenes I’m “Chen the Blind Immortal,” able to see through anyone’s lifespan and casually defy fate!
Street thugs show up to demand protection money? I tap them with my cane, strip away all their good fortune, and let their own malice backfire. They choke on water, suffer one misfortune after another, and fall to their knees begging for mercy!
The Night Watcher Zhao Kongcheng has little time left? I casually give him a shoulder massage and quietly restore the life of the one-legged war wolf above his head!
There’s a terrifying white tower hanging over my mentally ill friend Lin Qiye? I call him brother through my sunglasses and see which of us can put on a better act!
The powerful kneel and beg me to read their bones for a chance at their trillion-yuan fortunes, while school beauties stare in shock at the heaven-defying opportunities I casually uncover!
When the gods descend and Great Xia stands on the brink of collapse,
I slowly remove the black sunglasses I’ve worn for eighteen years, and my dark golden divine eyes illuminate the entire sky.
“Gods are forbidden from entering Great Xia! If you won’t listen, it’s an eighty-yuan massage. I’ll kill you, but I won’t bury you!”
