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(Humor, war, a little angst. The pace won't be too fast at first. A tale of contending for supremacy.)
(Just enjoy the story, don't nitpick. This novel combines official history, unofficial history, historical fiction, and the history I wish had happened in my head.)
The world says I'm weak and useless, but my whole life has been a joke from the moment I was born.
When I was young and naive, He Jin treated me like a puppet. At last, I thought I could escape that shackle and scrape by somehow.
But that wretched Dong Zhuo wanted to take my life!
I had no choice. Born into an imperial family in a time of chaos, I was destined to be a sacrifice caught in the whirlpool.
All I ask is that in my next life, I can be an ordinary farmer and live out my days.
I was watching a movie and flaming people online, then got transmigrated?
I woke up to find myself still buried in the ground?
But when I finally got out, I stared around in bewilderment.
“What the hell is this place?”
A brilliant strategist from the start: the genius Guo Jia presents the Longzhong Plan ahead of schedule.
Huang Zhong, desperate to save his son, begs to follow me. Dian Wei, the tiger-slaying warrior, gets poached right out from under someone else's nose.
Cao Cao and Yuan Shao are already crying in the bathroom,
while I'm about to launch a Northern Expedition ahead of schedule!!! Unify the Central Plains!
Turn the Three Kingdoms into one kingdom and spare history the tragedy of the Five Barbarians ravaging China.
Let the sons of Han stand tall for another two hundred years!!!
