I spent all night cosplaying Angela the Magical Chef at a convention. While changing out of my costume afterward, I got electrocuted and blacked out. When I opened my eyes again, I had landed in the corpse pit of the Seven Star Lu Palace.
System 0724 forcibly modified my body, turning me into a palm-sized magical crystal doll. I could only get around by hiding in Wu Xie's backpack.
"Limited King of Glory Edition 0724 Magical Doll Angela is online. Host, bind yourself to a contract partner and say your unique startup phrase to unlock dual ice-and-fire magic."
Want to clear out corpse beetles with fireballs, block zombies with shields, or blast open stone doors with your ultimate? There's just one catch: you have to loudly recite Angela's embarrassing lines in front of your contract partner.
With my life on the line, dignity was worthless. In the end, Wu Xie was forced to become my personal startup-phrase announcer.
Wu Xie clutched his forehead, looking utterly defeated. "Can you act normal for once? We're tomb raiding. Could you not make such a production out of it?"
Me, in doll form, flashing wildly with flames: "A zombie's coming! Hurry, say the lines and use your ultimate to save me!"
