Transmigrated into a blade of grass in the Three Mistresses’ cave abode, he’s destined to be cannon fodder when the Calamity of the Gods arrives. The System pops up with: “Devour all things to evolve.” The peach tree next door goes bald, while he grows three extra leaves. Yun Xiao: “Has the feng shui of the Daoist grounds been a little strange lately?”
