The World's Greatest Poison Master: The Empress Hates My Dirty Tactics

Su Yan transmigrated to the Great Zhou, and from the start he was in hell mode: he slept with the prime minister's daughter, got dumped by a Valkyrie, and even used the empress's recruitment edict as toilet paper!

When the empress ascended the throne and envoys from the Jin kingdom came to visit, Su Yan boldly recommended himself as the Great Zhou's number one poison-tongued strategist.

The empress asked, "The enemy city refuses to surrender. How should we take it and prevent future trouble?"

Su Yan replied, "Anyone taller than a cart wheel gets executed! But, Your Majesty, my cart wheels are laid flat."

The empress asked, "If we wipe out an enemy family but leave a young child alive, what should we do with them?"

Su Yan replied, "Use the child as bait to lure out the relatives, then break the child's legs and let them go. Keep using them to entrap their accomplices for three years, and root them all out!"

The empress asked, "What if a plague breaks out in our army?"

Su Yan replied, "Bring out the trebuchets! Airlift infected corpses into the enemy camp. Our motto is: Share the blessings!"

The entire court sucked in a sharp breath.

The empress was dumbfounded. "I asked you to repel the enemy, not wipe out an entire people! That's too vicious!"