[System + relaxed and funny + non-serious palace fight + sweet pet + double cleansing]
[The little devil in the Hou Mansion × the cold-faced and sinister tyrant]
Jiang Yanning was bound to a system.
The system said she was cannon fodder and would die if she didn't kill the tyrant.
She believed it without saying a word. After all, her fiancé was caught cheating on her three times. What is this luck but cannon fodder?
Seeing that her health was getting worse and worse, she learned from the painful experience and decided to enter the palace and kill the tyrant to survive.
After entering the palace, she dealt with the entanglement of her ex-fiancé while secretly sharpening her sword.
She made careful plans.
Plan 1: Take laxatives. The tyrant's expression remained unchanged, and he rewarded it to the Minister of the Ministry of Finance. The Minister of the Ministry of Finance burst into tears of gratitude and drank it all in one gulp. He drank it for three days.
Feeling guilty, Jiang Yanning formulated plan two, the beauty trap, overnight.
Wearing heavy makeup, she twisted her eyes wildly and served ginseng soup. The tyrant's eyes darkened, and he held the corner of the table: "You have a fever? Your face is so red."
It was given to the general, her ex-fiancé, and he lay there for two days while she laughed for two days.
Strategies were scrapped one after another.
The third time, she risked her life and lurked in the imperial garden with a dagger. While the tyrant was walking, she rushed out from behind the rockery and stepped on her own skirt.
The dagger flew three feet away and she fell at the tyrant's feet.
"My beloved concubine, this is..."
Jiang Yanning lay on the ground and pretended to be dead, "I am here to wish His Majesty a happy life."
The tyrant stretched out his hand to pull her up from the ground and patted the dirt on her skirt:
"Next time where you want to stab me, just tell me directly and I will stand closer."
Reader comments
Friendly reminder: The biggest secret in this book is that the cold-faced tyrant who kills people is the brain behind love.
Don't believe it? Please see the actual hammer:
Truth 1: Someone assassinated him, but he didn't punish him. The next day, there was an extra dish in the imperial kitchen, and the assassin's favorite food was given back.
Testimonial 2: At the court meeting, the censor impeached a certain concubine for acting erratically and inappropriately. After hearing this, the tyrant said calmly: "How many hours did she behave yesterday?"
Censor:? ? ? Can we still talk about time?
Reality 3: When a concubine asks for a reward, she opens her mouth and gets gold and silver. The Minister of the Ministry of Finance cried out for poverty, and the tyrant waved his hand: "Give it to her. If the national treasury is not enough, just copy it from my inner treasury."
Shangshu: "Your Majesty, the inner treasury is also the national treasury..."
Tyrant: "Then copy another corrupt official."
Act 4: Soldier talismans and jade seals, she puts them around casually, but the tyrant never bothers with them.
There was only one thing he personally collected every day, a crooked little doll she made casually, with the tyrant's birth date written on it and a bunch of needles inserted into it.
Queen Mother: "This is the disaster caused by witchcraft!"
Tyrant: "She remembered my birthday, I was so touched. She only stabbed me because she loved me. Why didn't she stab you?"
The above content is all from this book. The tyrant himself refused to admit it and said: "I know she is an assassin, I am just too lazy to kill her, lazy! Do you understand?"
Author: OK, OK, just say it (Gotou).
It's so cute, so funny, hahahaha, the heroine is really cute, her brains are amazing, and her rival is also very cute. It's rare that there is no female competition, and the bickering between the two is just two cute cats. The family atmosphere is also great. A family has its own happy atmosphere. I haven't seen something like this in a long time. The author is great! ! The relationship between the male and female protagonists is also sweet. The male protagonist is so doting on her that I can't get enough of it. I look forward to the follow-up (✧◡✧)
Friendly reminder: The biggest secret in this book is that the cold-faced tyrant who kills people is the brain behind love. Don't believe it? Please see the actual hammer: Truth 1: Someone assassinated him, but he didn't punish him. The next day, there was an extra dish in the imperial kitchen, and the assassin's favorite food was given back. Testimonial 2: At the court meeting, the censor impeached a certain concubine for acting erratically and inappropriately. After hearing this, the tyrant said calmly: "How many hours did she behave yesterday?" Censor:? ? ? Can we still talk about time? Reality 3: When a concubine asks for a reward, she opens her mouth and gets gold and silver. The Minister of the Ministry of Finance cried out for poverty, and the tyrant waved his hand: "Give it to her. If the national treasury is not enough, just copy it from my inner treasury." Shangshu: "Your Majesty, the inner treasury is also the national treasury..." Tyrant: "Then copy another corrupt official." Act 4: Soldier talismans and jade seals, she puts them around casually, but the tyrant never bothers with them. There was only one thing he personally collected every day, a crooked little doll she made casually, with the tyrant's birth date written on it and a bunch of needles inserted into it. Queen Mother: "This is the disaster caused by witchcraft!" Tyrant: "She remembered my birthday, I was so touched. She only stabbed me because she loved me. Why didn't she stab you?" The above content is all from this book. The tyrant himself refused to admit it and said: "I know she is an assassin, I am just too lazy to kill her, lazy! Do you understand?" Author: OK, OK, just say it (Gotou).
It's so cute, so funny, hahahaha, the heroine is really cute, her brains are amazing, and her rival is also very cute. It's rare that there is no female competition, and the bickering between the two is just two cute cats. The family atmosphere is also great. A family has its own happy atmosphere. I haven't seen something like this in a long time. The author is great! ! The relationship between the male and female protagonists is also sweet. The male protagonist is so doting on her that I can't get enough of it. I look forward to the follow-up (✧◡✧)