Transmigrate into Xiao Yanzi, only to open your eyes and find yourself accused of pushing Zhihua over?
Fifth Prince: "You've really disappointed me!"
Yiping fires back with a slap. "Are your eyes on the back of your head?"
Zhihua plays the pitiful victim, but Yiping cries harder, more miserably, and more dramatically than she does. "My very existence is a mistake. I'll go die right now!"
Everyone in the palace is stunned. How did this Xiao Yanzi become even more of a scheming green tea than Zhihua?
And the most outrageous part? She cheerfully arranges twelve concubines for the Fifth Prince and makes him nourishing soups every day.
Three months later, the Fifth Prince turns pale and waves his hands at the beauties. "N-no more..."
Zhihua tries to poison her? Yiping stuffs the poison right back into her mouth. "Girl, I've been tired of this 'killing with a borrowed knife' trick since the Republican era."
In the end, Qianlong pats her on the shoulder. "Good girl, do whatever you want. I'll back you up."
Yiping sweeps away half the imperial treasury, leaving behind a scumbag begging on his knees and a green tea schemer in despair.
"If a woman isn't ruthless, the empire won't be stable."
