[Journey to the West fan + cool sand sculpture + monster entrepreneurship + all members hilarious + sweet pets]
Su Jinli, an entrepreneurial mentor who died suddenly in 996 in his previous life, transformed into an unorganized low-level immortal in the world of Journey to the West.
The cultivation level is approximately zero, the magic weapon is approximately zero, and the flying speed is approximately equal to riding a donkey.
But something clicked in my mind - the "Monster Entrepreneurship Coaching System" was activated.
Glancing at Yokai, core skills analysis, industry matching, and entrepreneurial feasibility reports will automatically pop up.
The first customer is Black Bear.
"Brother, you have been practicing for eight hundred years just to grab a cassock? There is a monkey standing across from you who can punch through the Lingshan Mountain! Your return on investment is negative infinity!"
"You are sitting on a three-hundred-year-old collection of books - the Kaizang Sutra Pavilion!"
The black bear spirit put down his cassock. The Bone Demon opened a funeral shop. Red Boy became a private school teacher. Gold horn and silver horn set up an antique auction house. The spider spirit turns to silk business and makes a lot of money every day. The Niu Demon King and his family jointly opened the Flaming Mountain BBQ chain.
Tang Seng and his disciples traveled thirty thousand miles without encountering any monsters that blocked their way.
Sun Wukong's golden cudgel is rusty. Guanyin's rescue KPI was cleared. Tathagata approved a stack of blank disaster reports and fell into deep thought.
The performance appraisal of the Heavenly Court completely collapsed, and the Jade Emperor issued three consecutive edicts to hold people accountable.
The cold-hearted Erlang Zhenjun at Guanjiangkou watched calmly as this woman turned the Three Realms upside down.
Su Jinli turned around: "Who are you?"
Yang Jian said expressionlessly: "I was passing by."
He passed through eighty-one difficulties.
Su Jinli said: "I don't kill monsters, I just kill the heart - with a business plan."
Yang Jian said: "... It's a bit interesting."
