In Journey to the West, I Help Monsters Start Legal Businesses

[Journey to the West Fan Fiction + Hilarious Power Fantasy + Monster Entrepreneurship + Laugh-Out-Loud Cast + Sweet Romance]

Su Jinli, a startup mentor in her past life who died suddenly from working 996, transmigrated into an unregistered low-ranking immortal in the world of Journey to the West.

Her cultivation was practically zero, her magical treasures practically nonexistent, and her flying speed about as fast as a donkey.

Then a ding rang in her mind: “Monster Entrepreneurship Coaching System” activated.

A quick glance at any monster brought up an automatic analysis of their core skills, industry fit, and business viability.

Her first client was the Black Bear Spirit.

“Boss, you cultivated for eight hundred years just to steal a kasaya? You’re facing a monkey who can punch his way through Spirit Mountain! Your return on investment is negative infinity!”

“You’ve got a library of books collected over three hundred years. Open a scripture pavilion!”

The Black Bear Spirit put down the kasaya. The White Bone Spirit opened a funeral home. Red Boy became a private tutor. Gold Horn and Silver Horn started an antique auction house. The Spider Demon switched to the silk trade and made a fortune every day. The Bull Demon King’s whole family teamed up to open a Flaming Mountain barbecue chain.

Tang Monk and his disciples traveled thirty thousand miles without meeting a single monster blocking their way.

Sun Wukong’s Golden Cudgel rusted. Guanyin’s rescue KPI hit zero. Tathagata approved a stack of blank tribulation reports and fell into deep thought.

Heaven’s performance reviews collapsed completely, and the Jade Emperor issued three consecutive edicts demanding accountability.

The aloof True Lord Erlang from Guanjiangkou silently watched as this woman turned the Three Realms upside down.

Su Jinli looked back. “Who are you?”

Yang Jian replied without expression, “Just passing through.”

He passed through all Eighty-One Tribulations.

Su Jinli said, “I don’t slay monsters. I destroy their will with business plans.”

Yang Jian said, “…That’s kind of interesting.”