The System Keeps Urging Me to Get Myself Killed, but I Became Number One Across the Internet

[Urban Fantasy] [System] [Subverting Expectations] [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] [Comedy] [Contrast] [Overworked Office Worker] [One Female Lead]

In S City, an office worker who's just been laid off and a sharp-tongued System hoping to see him make a fool of himself. The System's previous nine Hosts were all doomed by its schemes. I'm its last bet. Other people curse the System when it screws them over. When it screws me over, I thank it for giving me another trending topic. The capital wants to bury the story, so I expose it instead. The platform wants to suppress me, so I break into the mainstream instead. The System tries to sabotage me, so I turn around and make it a top-tier star across the whole internet.