[Fantasy + Dihua + Light System + Funny and Easy]
My name is Xu Zhu, a courier in a village in the city. I'm in a panic right now.
I was delivering couriers, but when I woke up I was suddenly tied to the altar table, and became the son of God who had been waiting for a thousand years in Xuantian Temple.
"Lord Son of God, your strange clothes from another world must have been torn apart by the turbulent flow of time and space while traveling through the void!"
That's because I haven't had time to take off my work clothes yet!
"Lord Son of God suppressed the Demon Abyss with a snap of his fingers. I, Xuantian Guan, can be saved!"
I just stretched my waist, and the seal closed on its own! Who knows why?
"What the Son of God said, 'Just say whatever you want', must be the supreme mantra of simplicity and ease of use!"
I just wrote four words casually, could you please not engrave it on a plaque and hang it on the door?
I found that no matter what I did, these cultivators could figure out a set of shocking logic.
When I eat, they say I am inhaling the spiritual energy of heaven and earth.
When I burp, they say I am expelling turbid air from my body.
When I go to the toilet, they say I am circulating the heavens and washing my body.
What's even more outrageous is that I casually pulled out a stick, and the thing immediately claimed its owner, and an old man who claimed to be my ancestor popped up from inside. He said to me every day: "Once you sign for it, don't even think about withdrawing it. You are sure of this son of God."
Me:? ? ?
Now the devil is coming, the Immortal Alliance wants me to be the commander-in-chief, and there is still something in the void that is peeping at me.
Haha, this damn development seems... Okay?
This credit should be given to me, right?
