Lin Fan was very calm as the only "waste" in a family of immortal cultivators.
After all, he knew that there was no normal person in this family.
The lame old man who sweeps the floor in the backyard was once a sword demon who killed nine heavens;
The blind grandma who cooks in the kitchen can see through reincarnation when she opens her eyes;
Even the local dog at the door could swallow half of his spiritual veins just by yawning.
The only consensus among the whole family is that Lin Fan is too weak and needs to be pampered.
So——
Tianjiao mocked him? The whole family disappeared the next day.
Is he wanted in the Holy Land? That night the Holy Land collapsed.
Fiancee breaks off the engagement? The whole family was even more excited than he was: "Wait a minute, let's dig up her family's ancestral graves!"
Lin Fan just wanted to lie down and be a salty fish, but one day he looked in the mirror and found an eternal statue standing behind him in the mirror.
Only then did he realize that the whole family was guarding this poor yard, and it was him who was guarding it.
When the geniuses of all worlds are still fighting for that ray of immortal fate,
Lin Fan was wondering as he gnawed the sweet potatoes roasted by his second uncle:
"I don't even have spiritual power, why do you all say that I am the Dao of Heaven?"
