Lu Yao grew up happily until he was seven, then suddenly discovered he'd been switched at birth. His biological parents had both passed away, and his adoptive family had cut all ties with him and dumped him straight into an orphanage... Fine. He wasn't their flesh and blood, so it was understandable they couldn't love him. He could still make a good life for himself.
But just as he landed a steady job, a merciless fire broke out, and he found himself inside a novel he'd only heard a few scraps about, as a disposable character who wouldn't survive more than a few days...
Lu Yao angrily flung the script aside. “This young master refuses to be cannon fodder!”
Run quickly and write poisonous stories. After being thrown a grenade and escaping, you don't fight back or curse people. You just mutter a few words and then leave. If you don't see others next time, you still jump around and stir up trouble in front of them.