[One-on-One Sweet Romance] [Bickering Couple] [Dual Comeback Systems]
Lin Xiaoman originally planned to take pills and die, hoping to pass away in a cloud of gloom.
But fate took her too seriously. She ate a steamed bun filled with rat meat that had been left overnight at a breakfast shop, threw up all her pills, and accidentally bonded with the Bad Match-Breaking System. By completing the System's missions, she can undo her pathological obesity and become beautiful, transforming from an ugly duckling into everyone's dream girl.
From then on, Lin Xiaoman goes undercover among troubled couples. Their problems are usually serious matters of principle. Gradually, she realizes that nearly all these couples were introduced by Chi Han...
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At last, after she has broken up countless couples, Chi Han can't take it anymore.
"Love needs to be tested before it can be complete," Chi Han says, then adds, "Just like war makes humanity progress. You get it?"
Lin Xiaoman is silent for a long time. "Didn't Hitler die?"
"..." Chi Han laughs in exasperation. "I set up dates for the uncles and aunties in our neighborhood, and you still stick your nose in. Do you have a problem with me?"
"Because that uncle has a problem."
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"He doesn't work."
Chi Han takes a deep breath. "It's bad to ruin other people's relationships."
"Why not admit that your matchmaking is terrible, and you keep pairing up the wrong people?"
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A few months later, Chi Han turns up in front of Lin Xiaoman with bedhead.
"I ran the numbers. Our match is unbreakable. We're made for each other."
This matchmaker is at it again, trying to pair them up.
Lin Xiaoman is so frightened she eats two more buns, then asks the System: Do I need to break up my own relationship?
