[Outrageous Antics x Immortality and a Death Wish x A Family Dotes on Their Ancestor x A Search for Medicine in the Western Regions]
She, Wu Xiaoning, was an unlucky victim seized for drug trials in the pre-Qin era. Somehow, she has lived for over two thousand years.
For others, immortality is defying heaven with a cheat. For her, it's a life sentence.
Her body cannot die, but she still feels pain. Broken bones hurt, arrows hurt, and watching every generation of friends and family die hurts even more.
She saved the Wu family's ancestor during the Tang Dynasty, then rescued the last surviving member of the fallen Wu family during the Republican era. Now, the entire Wu family treats her as their revered ancestor.
The whole family dotes on her, protects her, and helps her change identities. They have just one task: find the antidote for their ancestor and help her die in peace.
The old master Wu serves her tea and water, the eldest grandson Wu Yuchen shields her from harm, and the second grandson Wu Xingye takes her surfing and joins her in acting crazy.
As for her, she sprawls on the sofa every day and says, "I've outlasted Qin and Han, watched Sui and Tang crumble, and seen Ming and Qing fall apart. Now I just want to die."
Then a handwritten notebook by the Western Regions alchemist Nalandha appears...
The antidote is in the Western Regions.
Will her two-thousand-year life sentence finally come to an end?
Wu Xiaoning: What's the rush? I've waited over two thousand years. A few more days won't matter. Let me finish this watermelon first.
PS: This novel is entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental.
