I Really Don't Want to Cultivate Immortality, but They All Call Me Master

My name is Ping An, and I'm a beggar who grew up beneath the ruined temple in Chen Family Town.

The townsfolk call me "Ping An," hoping the town will stay safe and sound while I keep watch and patrol the streets at night.

I don't have lofty ambitions. Looking after Chen Family Town is enough for me. I help the neighbors fix their door bars and patch their roofs, then patrol at night with a battered lantern. That's how I've been getting by.

Then one day, while I was eating roast chicken, I came across a chipped bowl.

A voice came from inside it.

"Young Master, I've finally found you!"

I thought I was having another episode of madness.

Later, I also picked up a stick and a blade of grass...

They insisted I was some Lord of All Spirits,

and insisted on living with me.

I had no choice but to pick up a whole pile of junk.