After transmigrating into the world of the Siheyuan, he became Xu Damao, the biggest villain in the whole courtyard.
But something was off about this courtyard. It turned out to be a world of cultivation.
Qin Huairu was a blood-sucking evil cultivator, Silly Zhu was the factory's alchemist in charge of the pill room, and the three old-timers each put on a bigger show of their cultivation than the last.
As for Xu Damao, he was just a low-level purchasing clerk at the first stage of Qi Refining.
Luckily, he awakened the Spirit Spring System. Flirting with girls produced spirit spring water, and getting scolded expanded his spirit fields.
From then on, the courtyard had a new madman, and the capital gained a new legend.
He thrashed Silly Zhu, stole Qin Huairu away from him, tricked Old Madam Deaf, kicked the Thieving Saint Bang Geng, and stood up to the three old-timers.
Many years later, Xu Damao, cured of his infertility, was surrounded by children and grandchildren.
Meanwhile, He Yuzhu, who had no heirs, finally came begging at Xu Damao's door.
"Xu Damao, please help me."
Xu Damao snorted. "You used to call me Xu Damao, and I let it slide. Now you're coming to me for help. Tell me, what should you call me?"
He Yuzhu gritted his teeth. "Dad! My own dad!"
Inside, Lou Xiao'e and Qin Huairu each held a chubby little boy.
Lou Xiao'e laughed. "Hey, Silly Zhu isn't so silly after all!"
