Urban immortality + variety show exposure + watched by the whole internet + laid-back fishing enthusiast + pure power fantasy
Chen Che had no idea how long he had been alive.
He had drawn blueprints for the First Emperor in the Xianyang Palace, complained about Tang Bohu's poor painting skills at the Peach Blossom Hermitage, and, out of sheer boredom, once cobbled together a mysterious organization. Over the years, he had also casually picked up countless lost arts and crafts.
But the Heavenly Dao was strict, and any attempt to forcibly change history brought down calamity in retaliation. After witnessing all the splendor of the human world, he decided to retire to the countryside.
Who knew that a century later, the livestreaming show Hello, Countryside would choose a filming location right outside his home, and that the cool, ethereal beauty would accidentally wander onto his property?
Chen Che had planned to keep a low profile and enjoy life as a fishing enthusiast, but all his old junk was dug up!
The medicinal mud he casually handed the beauty to cover a wound had the country's leading physician chartering a plane in the middle of the night to come kneel at his door and beg for guidance!
The scrap of paper he tossed her for starting a fire was tremblingly certified by a calligraphy grandmaster as a "one-of-a-kind treasure of our time"!
Even a revered elder came to the village, stood at attention with tears in his eyes, and cried, "Sir!"
The whole internet went wild!
The archaeology team made an even more shocking discovery: his youthful face appeared in Tang dynasty paintings, secret Republican-era files, and even on the base of the Qin Mausoleum!
Viewers around the world poured in to pay their respects, and a new rule of thumb spread: if you haven't served Chen Che tea, you're not a big shot!
On camera, Liu Tianxian, her cheeks flushed, tugged at his sleeve. "Are you still going to teach me to fish today?"
Watching the comments flood the screen, Chen Che sighed helplessly. "I just want to retire in peace. Can you all just give it a rest?"
The comments from around the world instantly united: "Absolutely not!!!"
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