A poor, survival-obsessed, hilarious beauty VS a cold-faced, abstinent villain who's hopelessly in love
One-on-one | Both pure | Rented-apartment romance | He falls for her on his own | The villain turns into her lapdog
Good news: She transmigrated into a book and got bound to a System that can cure her stomach cancer!
Bad news: She has to make the major villain, who kills even the male and female leads, fall for her 99 times!
Qiao Yunshu instantly exploits a System bug: If his heart rate goes over 120, it counts as falling for her?
Then forget romance. She'll just scare him senseless!
As luck would have it, the major villain, Bo Siyan, has just gone bankrupt and ended up homeless.
Qiao Yunshu takes him straight back to her rented apartment and starts a full-scale scare campaign:
She leaves soap outside the bathroom, stuffs fake cockroaches into his towel, and dresses up as a ghost in the middle of the night!
Bo Siyan's heart rate: 118... 135... 150!
[ Ding! The villain's affection increases by 1. His lifespan is extended by 24 hours! ]
Qiao Yunshu is ecstatic: This isn't some living King of Hell who kills without blinking. He's my very own portable life-support power bank!
But the more she scares him, the more the whole thing veers off course.
The sinister villain pins her against the door. Instead of going berserk, he gazes at her with smoldering eyes:
"You sneak peeks at my abs every day, throw yourself into my arms on purpose, and even spend your last three hundred yuan keeping me..."
"Woman, admit it. You're so in love with me that you can't help yourself!"
Qiao Yunshu: "???"
Wait! Living King of Hell, what on earth have you been imagining?
I really just want to stay alive!
