Fellow Daoist, Your Bloodline Is Leaking

Su Jiujin is a wild boy picked up in this poor mountain ravine: illiterate, able to eat a ton, and constantly leaking qi. The little qi inside him is like a sheepskin waterskin with a hole in the bottom, leaking wherever he goes. He leaks until a warehouse collapses, a spirit-testing mirror explodes, and a hot spring shakes the earth.

Gu Qingya, the Eastern Region's greatest genius, has a man's body and a woman's face, and is as aloof as an immortal. The only blemish on his life is that, while soaking in a hot spring, a wild boy covered his eyes and called him "Miss."

After three hours of pursuit, it sparked a scandal that shook the world: the Gu family's legitimate son was keeping a beauty hidden away.

One tears down houses to practice, while the other suffers the ultimate public humiliation; one is an illiterate cheat, while the other is sharp-tongued and fiercely protective. Across the twelve levels of the Nether Talismans, from regulating qi to returning to the netherworld, they turn misunderstandings into legend and their scandal into three hundred different versions.

The suggestive bits are all in your imagination, and the laughs never stop.