A heads-up: this book is absolutely, spectacularly unhinged. If you like having your brain spun around, come give it a look!
Zhu Xuan transmigrates to a high-martial-arts world and awakens a System at the age of eighteen.
He thought he was about to reach the peak of the martial path, but instead he awakened the Spinning System.
So there was nothing for it but to spin on the spot in front of a crowd.
Spin at the school assembly.
Spin in the dormitory.
Spin in the cafeteria.
Spin in the teachers' lounge.
Spin in the restroom.
After spinning, he even peed all over someone and got beaten up!
The whole school was laughing its head off:
"Why is he randomly spinning in place? Is he crazy?"
"He's lost it, really lost it. The pressure of the college entrance exams drove him insane!"
[Ding! Spinning task complete. Reward: Annihilation Reincarnation!]
When the real crisis arrived,
Zhu Xuan said, "Behold, my World-Destroying Wheel!"
Everyone was stunned:
"So his spinning conceals the Great Dao!"
"How is he so good at spinning? He looks so cool!"
Zhu Xuan went on to establish the Spin Spin Sect. He wanted everyone under heaven to spin with him!
Zhu Xuan said, "The greater the spin, the more all things spin!"
All living beings abandoned the martial path and took up the path of spinning!
Countless years later, the gods and demons of the Upper Realm descended.
Living beings were slaughtered, the heavens wailed, stars fell, and mountains and rivers shattered.
Zhu Xuan said, "I wonder how many lives the supreme beings of the Upper Realm have?"
Take this, my Spinning Universe!
I want to spin, I want to spin, I want to spin like crazy!!!!!!!!!! Mom, I love to spin, I love to spin, I like to spin, spin, spin, I want to spin like crazy!!!!
I'm a fan of I Can Live to Death and this spiritual sequel made me cry