Darling, Have You Decided How to Torture Me Today?

Name: Darling, Have You Decided How to Torture Me Today?
Author: Jiao Sui

宝贝，今天想好怎么虐我了吗

by Jiao Sui (娇岁)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 170k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 4d ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Dual Male Leads + Rivals-to-Lovers Couple + Equally Matched + Love and Hate + Mutual Salvation + HE] Important Announcement: Shi Xiche's character solo song, "Heart Trackove," is now available on NetEase Cloud Music. Feel free to give it a listen~ Shi Xiche got off on the wrong foot with Jiang Yuye as soon as he debuted. For the next few years, the two were constantly at odds. They vied for the same leading roles and endorsements, trading blows in one showdown after another. Even their fights were for real. Jiang Yuye stuck out a leg to trip Shi Xiche and grinned. “Sorry about that. I have long legs.” The next second, Shi Xiche grabbed Jiang Yuye and slammed him hard against the door. “What a shame. I have long arms.” - When they appeared on variety shows, they went out of their way to get under each other's skin. Shi Xiche handed Jiang Yuye a glass of water. Jiang Yuye said, “Thanks, darling.” Shi Xiche: “...?” Fans: “I don't believe it! He must have said ‘precious cup’! He was just thanking the cup for quenching his thirst!” Shi Xiche: “...” Their days were nothing but chaos. - Then one day, Shi Xiche realized his archrival seemed to have lost his mind. He actually wanted to be friends with him. Shi Xiche said, “Forget it. You and I could never be friends.” Later, though, his archrival went completely crazy. On a stormy night, he climbed over the wall and into Shi Xiche's home, then stood before him, drenched from head to toe. “Then we won't be friends.” “I'll pursue you and make you my boyfriend.” [Brazenly shameless mad-dog seme VS secretly scheming, unhinged movie-star uke] [Absolutely equally matched, a hug for every blow] [Puppies and kitties are the best]

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