Zhou Fan stays up late scrolling Douyin and comes across a streamer who fawns over life abroad and spouts blatant lies.
He claims subway seats overseas are the pinnacle of human-centered design, only to reveal a "Made in China" label underneath when he turns them over;
he says the air in foreign countries is sweet, but it turns out he's just standing outside a dessert shop and taking deep breaths;
even a rusty metal cover stained with urine in a corner gets praised as cutting-edge technology for protecting animals.
[Ding! The Host's anger has reached its limit. The Patriotic Face-Slapping System is now activated!]
Choice one: Leave the livestream and turn a blind eye. Reward: one villa worth eighty million.
Choice two: Join in praising foreign countries. Reward: one hundred million in cash.
Choice three: Fight back with facts and reason. Reward: unknown.
Zhou Fan chooses the third option without hesitation. “In our vast and magnificent land of China, how dare a grubby, scheming nobody like you spread lies?”
From then on, the whole internet has a new debate addict who specializes in taking down people who worship foreign things.
You praise Western infrastructure? Sorry, the subway beneath your feet was built in China.
You praise foreign food? Swallow that sickeningly sweet donut before you say another word.
You praise the good manners overseas? Then why are you bowing and scraping to foreigners like a servant?
Zhou Fan: “Stop hyping it up. Your so-called Western myths are all things we've already done and moved on from.”
Have you finally opened a new book? 🤔 Let me taste it.