Three Kingdoms: The Deposed Emperor Ends the Age of Chaos with Jianbing Guozi

Name: Three Kingdoms: The Deposed Emperor Ends the Age of Chaos with Jianbing Guozi
Author: Old Tease

三国：废帝挟煎饼果子终结乱世

by Old Tease (老逗夫)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 195k Words
Genre: Historical
Subgenre: Historical High-Concept
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Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

The protagonist and Sun Lianhai, a pancake-stall owner, transmigrate to the end of the Han dynasty. Just as Dong Zhuo's poisoned wine reaches the deposed emperor Liu Bian's lips, he and Old Sun make their escape with a battered System!

"You old geezer, just you wait!" He carves the words into the table, then runs for it.

They land in Nanzhong. While everyone else is fighting for supremacy and recruiting troops, they open a public bathhouse and set up a pancake stall. A captured general refuses to submit? Take a bath together! With an all-in-one barbecue and liquor feast, even the captured generals end up crying as they swear to follow them to the death. They rescue Hua Man, recruit Hua Rong, forge an alliance with Meng Huo through marriage, and pacify Nanzhong.

They punch Liu Zhang and kick Cao Cao, but a mastermind behind the scenes is already making a move.

See how the deposed emperor and a farewell to Tianjin use the earthy charm of everyday life to bring an end to the chaotic Three Kingdoms era!

(A System adventure with living characters, poisoned wine from the start, and the most down-to-earth Three Kingdoms power struggle you'll ever see!)

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