[Warning: This is basically The Grave Robbers' Chronicles crossed with Candle in the Tomb in name only. The plot and characters are severely out of character. The protagonist's inner monologue is like Tang Sanzang's endless chatter, so if you can't stand that, fellow Great Sages, steer clear in advance~~]
Lin Ye transmigrates into the tomb-raiding world and, from the start, faints from hunger at the mouth of an alley, where Black Glasses picks him up like a stray cat.
The good news: he binds himself to a Forbidden Zone Support System, complete with a personal space, spirit spring, alchemy, and a whole team of doting companions to carry him.
The bad news: his inner thoughts are broadcast indiscriminately within a five-hundred-meter radius. The living, stray cats, corpse beetles, blood corpses, and ancient gods can all hear them.
On the outside, he's aloof and expressionless. On the inside, his thoughts are scrolling wildly:
"Black Glasses is so handsome. Bottle and Crooked are so real. Fatty, stop laughing. So many legs on these corpse beetles, help! I want to go home and eat noodles!"
The whole team is forced to listen to his mental commentary, bouncing every day between mortifying social disasters and forbidden-zone expeditions.
