[Urban High Martial Arts | Lighthearted Comedy | Extreme Contrast | Myriad Synthesis | Feel-Good Power Fantasy, No Protagonist Suffering]
On Awakening Day in his senior year of high school, a tide of beasts approaches from the wilderness beyond the city. Xiao Chen tests as the universally recognized worst ability, [F-Rank: Dead Skin Keratinization], and becomes the laughingstock of the whole school.
But no one knows that a god-tier [Myriad Hit-Triggered Synthesis System] has awakened in his mind!
Pain is 100% blocked! Every attack he takes not only boosts his vitality, but also lets him extract the attack attribute from his enemy without loss and freely synthesize brand-new, cross-category divine skills!
To freeload on those attributes, Xiao Chen dives headfirst into a top martial arts gym, working part-time as a premium human punching bag:
A fire-type rich kid unleashes a ten-second barrage of pillars of flame. Xiao Chen, cheeks rosy, says, "Boss, your fire's just right. It's like soaking in a hot spring. How about holding on for one more blast to make it a nice round number?" The rich kid drains his spiritual power and wets himself on the spot;
A berserk martial artist slams a two-ton punch into his face. Xiao Chen, feeling completely refreshed, says, "Master, your technique is so professional. You've lined up every bone perfectly. Keep going with your left hand!"
Collect [Crimson Flame] + [Brute Force] and make [Explosive Flame Heavy Cannon Fist] with his bare hands on the spot!
Collect [Violent Thunder] + [Extreme Cold] and make the full-map suppression skill [Extreme Cold Superconducting Barrier] with his bare hands!
From the whole school's assessment exams and the province-wide college entrance exam tournament to the national university championship... all the arrogant geniuses and wilderness Beast Emperors are tormented into breaking down.
Years later, gods from beyond the domain descend, unleashing a world-ending storm of divine punishment.
The villainous leaders in the back row, scared out of their wits, kneel on the ground and sob in anguish as they try to stop him:
"Stop it already! Don't unleash the divine punishment! The more you fight him, the more excited he gets. He's about to make a nuclear explosion punch with his bare hands and blow up the entire universe!!"