[Horror Livestream] [Art-Style Contamination] [Extreme Shenanigans]
A vicious ghost cleaved Jiang Ye in half with one slash.
His upper body grabbed the edge of a table and wouldn't let go, while his lower body took off running. At the end of the corridor, it pulled out a tube of superglue and, plop, stuck itself back together.
The livestream watched by a billion people around the world fell silent for three seconds.
The horror game had arrived, and Jiang Ye, an unemployed stuntman, was branded the weakest player on the internet. While others relied on sheer luck to survive, he had a Card of Myriad Realms. As long as he acted the part convincingly, he could borrow all sorts of ridiculous abilities for free.
The vampire count turned into a bat and fled in panic. Jiang Ye stared at the "big rat" and slowly pulled out a wooden mallet taller than he was.
From Mr. Bean wreaking havoc at a silent funeral, to SpongeBob driving the abyssal horrors insane, to Homelander crushing the rules with brute force, the originally despairing horror blockbuster was transformed into a slapstick cartoon and a superhero free-for-all.
The horror game completely broke down: "You're supposed to survive! Why are you wrecking the whole art style?!"
But borrowed power must eventually be returned. When the System locked all his cards, the whole world thought he was doomed this time.
Jiang Ye smiled and turned over his final trump card.
"Sorry, I'm not acting this time."
"Remember, my name is Jiang Ye."
Very pretty [admiration]
Overwhelming combat power from the start