Great Tang: Those Bandits Are That Strong? Li Er Is So Depressed

[Tags: Great Tang, System, historical what-if, comedy, conquest]

In the second year of the Zhenguan era, he is the chief of Autumn Wind Stronghold on Mount Dangyang when he unexpectedly binds himself to a Plunder System!

From the start, he hijacks 1.3 million taels in government silver from Wuan Commandery, then turns around and hands it all out to disaster victims.

Furious, Li Shimin sends the Divine General Qin Qiong and the Demon King Cheng Yaojin with an army of 50,000 to crush the bandits.

But little do they know, the stronghold has changed beyond recognition!

An old man sweeping the floor captures an enemy in two moves, 3,000 silver-armored heavy cavalry sweep all before them, and a firearm squad delivers a crushing technological advantage!

“Report! Cheng Chumo has been stripped naked!”

“Report! General Qin has been captured by Guan Yu in three strokes!”

“Report! General Cheng launched a night raid, but he’s been tied up and locked in the guest room too!”

At this point, Li Shimin is completely panicking.

And the most outrageous part is yet to come.

Huang Chen sends over a bill: “Your Majesty, the duke and 30,000 soldiers owe me two million taels. I’ll sell you the Great Tang equipment we captured at a 10% discount, since we’re acquaintances!”

Watch Huang Chen stake his claim to the mountains of the Great Tang, drive the entire court mad, and make Li Shimin obediently empty the imperial treasury! This time, the rules of the Great Tang are mine to make, even if I’m just a bandit!