Tags: Two heroines | Both virgins | Disguised as a man | Funny slice of life | Assassination | 1v1 | Transmigration | Chatterbox System | Childbirth
Lin Yaoyao never imagined she'd be killed by a window falling on her, much less that after transmigrating she'd end up in a bridal sedan chair, get married, and become someone's wife.
Before she can even react, a chatterbox System pops into her head and nags her every day: "Assassinate the prince! It's your only way back to the modern world!"
Lin Yaoyao: "Assassinate him? No way!" (In reality, she can't beat him.)
All she wants is to run away. But ever since Prince Jing, Qin Zhao, married her, the question he asks his hidden guards most often is: "Has my beloved made a move today?"
Hidden guard: "The princess consort climbed over the wall and ran away!"
Hidden guard: "The princess consort ran away again!"
Hidden guard: "The princess consort ran away again and again..."
Every time, Qin Zhao catches Lin Yaoyao and holds her in his arms to "interrogate" her.
Then one day, Lin Yaoyao climbs onto the roof, ready to finish Qin Zhao off for good. She loses her footing and falls into a bathtub, only to discover that Qin Zhao is a woman.
"You're a woman!"
Qin Zhao calmly gathers her robes, smiling dangerously. "So, now that you've discovered my secret, beloved, have you considered the consequences?"
Lin Yaoyao isn't fazed at all. "Girl, we're both women. It's not like you can sleep with me, right?"
The next day, the whole manor knows the princess consort came out of the study supporting her aching waist.
Later, Qin Zhao asks, "Yaoyao, would you like to be empress?"
Lin Yaoyao: "Honey, are you planning a rebellion?"
System: "Ding! Congratulations, Host. Your mission objective has automatically changed from 'assassination' to 'conquest'... Wait, what? How did you two just get together on your own?"
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