The Royal Court Turns Into a Harem of Simps? The Demon Princess Beats Them to a Pulp

[Female-Lead Power Fantasy + Training Her Father, Brothers, and Dogs + Face-Slapping and Crushing Scumbags + Unhinged Demon Girl + Mindless Fun + Empress Wrecks All Kinds of Overconfident Loser Men + Lighthearted]

Niao Niao was so furious with her unfilial descendants that she kicked her coffin lid flying, then spent fifteen years hanging upside down outside a window of the Qianlong Hall.

The good news: The Seventh Princess was sat to death by a fat pig, so Niao Niao could finally be reborn in her body!

The bad news: The moment she opened her eyes, her own father and a powerful minister sent her to Jin to marry its emperor!

In the Golden Chime Hall, Niao Niao killed the minister with her sword and asserted her dominance. "Keep yapping, and I'll bundle you and your daughter off to Jin and send you straight to the emperor's bed!"

The noble clans collectively lost it, vowing with murderous intent to have the demon girl executed.

The foolish emperor earnestly lectured her: "Xiao Qi, the noble clans hold power over the court and manipulate the royal family. We can't provoke them. We can't withstand their fury."

Niao Niao berated him for being incompetent and benighted, then beat him until he wailed. "Good girl, call me Great Ancestor!"

The aggrieved emperor scolded her weakly: "Rebellious daughter, your actions defy all order and propriety!"

Even a dog wouldn't bark!

"Great Ancestor!"

Only after watching her snap the demon consort's neck, kill the commander of the imperial guards, wipe out the minister's entire family, and ruin several arrogant, overconfident young noblemen did he tremble and beg for his life.

His daughter really was the Great Ancestor who had kicked open the coffin lid: Mu Zhaohuang, the founding empress!

Niao Niao felt like she'd wandered into a den of simps.

The foolish emperor simped for the demon consort sisters. The crown prince simped for handsome men and cared nothing for the throne. The second prince was a dashing playboy who shamelessly simped for married women. Most outrageous of all, the fourth prince was a sickly, gloomy ghost of a man who simped so hard for middle-aged women he was practically smoking...

The whole family were simps, and they'd simped away everything they had. The kingdom was on the brink of collapse.

Niao Niao swallowed a fast-acting heart pill while smacking them upside the head again and again.

Training dogs is exhausting~