The Dandyish Princess Holds Two Systems and Rides a Pig into Battle

[Hilarious and absurd + transmigration + reborn + System + pocket dimension + fast face-slapping + no angst + no CP]

Hey, Lin Nianhuan, what you're doing is wrong! I strongly condemn you.

Lin Nianhuan: "Not listening, not listening, the turtle chants the sutras. Listen too long and your brain will cramp! Wherever I am, justice is there! Hey, what's your surname? Do you believe in the light?"

In the Great Yan Kingdom, Anle County Princess Lin Nianhuan transmigrates to the twenty-first century after injuring her head. After finally completing her mission, she returns to Great Yan, only to merge with her past self, who was reborn after being knocked into a tree by a pig.

The queen has returned, with two Systems in hand. She'll avenge every wrong from her previous life, torment scumbag men and green tea schemers, help her father break a love curse, help her infertile aunt conceive twins, save her cousin from having his heart cut out, and help him reclaim his true heritage. When her imperial grandfather gets cuckolded, she'll help him take the horns off. And her evil step-grandmother, that wicked old witch, deserves to be beaten until she begs for mercy...

I, Lin Nianhuan, know who I love and hate. I never wrong the innocent, and I never let a villain off the hook. I will never make myself miserable. Who cares if my life is running out? As long as I'm alive, I'll live freely and boldly, say whatever I want, and clap back at anyone who deserves it. Whoever makes me unhappy, I'll make them even more unhappy.

That's me, Lin Nianhuan!