Iron Oath (Part One)

我 My Neighbor and I Have Been Fighting for Six Months Over Our Wi-Fi Names 我 My Cat Has Been Scrounging Meals from the Neighbor for Six Months, and Now They Want Me to Pay for the Cat Food 和 After Our Divorce, My Ex-Husband's Archenemy Snatched Me Away to the Palace 铁 Iron Oath (Part Two) 认 At the Family Reunion Banquet, I Returned the Name I’d Borrowed 认 On the Day I Identified the Body, I Pulled My Own ID Card from the Deceased’s Inner Pocket 我 On the Third Night of My Own Wake, the Killer Came to Offer Three Incense Sticks 嫌 I Resented My Mute Father for Eighteen Years. On the Day He Was Cremated, I Found This in His Pocket 陪 The Sewing Machine That Came With My Dowry Helped Me Climb Out of the Mountains 我 My Dog Brings Home a Takeout Order Every Day. It Says, 'Wife Doesn't Eat Cilantro' 我 I Burned Paper Offerings for My Late Husband for Three Years. In the Third Year, He Came Back to Chip In for a Wedding Gift 我 In the Fourth Year of My Prison Sentence for Him, He Married Me Off