A Sichuan-Chongqing Bombshell Pop Queen Tries to Seduce Me, but I Just Want to Lie Low

Thirty-six-year-old office drone Jiang Jiu transmigrates into the body of a gorgeous twenty-six-year-old, only to be hit by the Sichuan-Chongqing momosaurus diva Luo Linxing and taken home. He awakens the “Lie Flat Lifestyle Plan.” A hundred billion is practically his for the taking, but the System forces him to write songs to help the diva top the charts. If he fails, it’ll confiscate Kunkun! The diva lies and tells him she’s a repairman, but he becomes even more determined to lie flat. She ties him up with a data cable, and he fires back with “The Lonely Warrior,” blowing up the music scene. In public, she’s a cold and glamorous diva; in private, she swears, “I’m from Sichuan, and I’ll make you regret it.” She tries to seduce him, calling him “Brother Jiu,” while he stubbornly insists he’s a “sigma male,” and then signs a contract selling himself to her. When a lazy fish is forced to get to work, should he become an eunuch or the diva’s man? Jiang Jiu: “That’s beyond my pay grade. A real man gets both the hundred billion and the diva!”