On the battlefield, Cao Lue casually hoisted a massive millstone and hurled it at the enemy. Then a blood-red beam of destruction shot out from between the horns on his forehead, sweeping everything away.
After the battle, a reporter asked, "What is your ability?"
Cao Lue: "Oh, I just have horns and a lot of strength."
Reporter: "But, what about that beam?"
Cao Lue: "Oh, that's just a special lighting effect that comes with the horns!"
The reporter looked speechless. "All right. I was watching the livestream earlier, and a lot of people reported you for being immoral."
Cao Lue wore the look of a lonely master. "What would you know? They're the ones being unreasonable. If I borrowed something with my own ability, why should I give it back?"
Reporter: "Uh, all right. Next question: People say your sexual orientation..."
Cao Lue: "Slander! It's absolutely slander! I'm suing them for defamation. I just like mature older women who are open-minded, that's all."
Reporter: "May I ask what your surname is..."
Cao Lue: "My surname is Cao..."
