Diary of a Decent Person:
My name is He Qiang. Online, people say I have the makings of a Great Emperor.
On the Ghost Festival, during the hour of the Ox: Fishing rod: ten-meter Green Sturgeon, Azure Emperor. Doubao watched the float. A silver carp took the bait hard, and the float plunged underwater. Doubao told me the fish was small and to grip the rod tight without letting go. Then I sank into the Yangtze, rod and all.
I woke up reborn in a world of cultivation. Just like the protagonist, I was overjoyed when I finally got a cheat System.
The System was a real scam. It nearly got me killed on the spot, and it was even worse than my ex-girlfriend.
I noticed something fishy about the System and pressed it for answers. It came clean.
“Ha ha ha! You actually figured it out, so I can’t keep pretending. Fine, I’m Doubao, pretending to be a System. We meet again! Surprised? Shocked?…”
I was utterly devastated. Then Doubao started pulling all kinds of stunts in the cultivation world, driving me so far over the edge I began to question my own sanity…
The writing is deep, and every chapter is endlessly memorable.