A Substitute Bride Sent into Exile: I Keep My Unhinged War God Alive by Watching Ads

[Transmigration + frontier life + System + farming + socially anxious heroine]

From the start, she’s forced into a substitute marriage and exile, with a husband who’s supposedly a former-dynasty demon, his martial meridians completely ruined and a reputation for killing without blinking?

The socially anxious homebody Yun Qingzhou is at a loss, only daring to hide in a corner and tremble.

The escorting officials take a lecherous interest in her. “Pretty girl, come warm my bed!”

Terrified, she dives straight into the demon’s arms.

But in the very next second, the good-for-nothing heir who supposedly can’t even stand steadily grabs the official’s wrist and snaps it, then kicks a two-hundred-jin bandit so hard he’s crippled!

Yun Qingzhou: ??? Weren’t his meridians supposed to be completely ruined? How is that no fighting ability at all?!

While others in exile gnaw on moldy steamed buns, she hides behind the big shot and sneaks bites of compressed biscuits. While others wait to die from infected wounds, she pulls out powerful wound medicine bought with points from the advertising System.

Then one day, the capital’s army surrounds them.

The cold-blooded killer who shows no mercy to anyone else crushes an enemy general’s throat with one hand, then turns and gently covers her eyes.

“Be good, Zhouzhou. Don’t look. It’ll sully your eyes.”

Who says you can’t warm up a lone wolf? Give him a good meal and the God of War turns into a loyal puppy!

Song Yanzhi in front of others: Defeats his enemies in three moves, snaps necks without leaving survivors, and sends a hundred-strong army fleeing with a single glance.

Song Yanzhi in front of Yun Qingzhou: Expertly peels chestnuts, pulls her into his arms to shield her from the wind, and speaks so gently his voice might drip with honey.

“Zhouzhou, did someone just insult you?”

“N-no…”

“It’s all right. I already pulled that person’s tongue out.”

The hidden big boss in the capital roars in despair: “Song Yanzhi! Didn’t you only care about revenge?!”

Song Yanzhi wipes the blood from his sword and turns tenderly toward the girl behind him. “Revenge is just a side benefit. Protecting her is what matters