[Chaotic antics + mind-reading family + gossip System + ensemble cast] I'm terrible at writing blurbs.
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Wen Suisui transmigrates into a book, becoming the doomed biological daughter of a wealthy family on the verge of ruin.
In the original story, her eldest brother is driven to jump off a building by a betting agreement, her second brother is drained by a scheming gold-digger and contracts a deadly illness, her father suffers a cerebral hemorrhage, her mother dies of depression, and she is sunk to the bottom of the sea.
Wen Suisui sneers. "Whoever wants to be the sacrificial cannon fodder can have the job. I'm saving up and getting out of here early."
Who could have guessed that her whole family can hear her thoughts!
On a wilderness livestream variety show, Lin Yumo, the original heroine, puts on an ethereal fairy act.
Wen Suisui fiercely guards a whole box of spicy strips and a giant braised pork knuckle.
[What are you pretending for? You paid a hundred grand to bribe the staff into making you a secret meal. Tonight, I'm taking the whole pot!]
Later, Lin Yumo panics. She carries a spiked bottle of red wine and throws herself at Wen Suisui's second brother, trying to frame him with a false scandal.
Wen Suisui is just about to enjoy the show:
[Whoa! A tiger climbing a mountain! Second Brother's going to be a dad tonight. Who would've thought she was carrying twins by a criminal celebrity!]
The second brother had planned to play along and catch her in the act, but the revelation disgusts him so much that he scrambles back ten meters!
Dad calls security, Big Brother tears up a hundred-billion-yuan contract on the spot, and elegant Mom takes off her high heels and smashes the gold-digger in the face!
After that, the Wen family goes completely off the rails.
The icy eldest brother buys the wilderness variety show and holds a sun umbrella while acting as his little sister's bag-carrying lackey;
The short-tempered second brother tears into all manner of monsters and demons; their parents wait every day with fruit platters, eager for the latest gossip.
It's so funny. The author will update it soon. My sister is so cute.