I transmigrated into a tomb-raiding world as an unlucky guy whose childhood friend Liangzi called him to a KTV late at night to bail him out. I'd only just sent the hostesses packing for him when the guy's eyes lit up and he said he wanted to pull off a real treasure heist. As Liangzi mysteriously lowered his voice, I held down the hand reaching for the map. "You've only been out of prison for six months. You want to go back to the slammer already?"